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22 February 2009 @ 12:21 am
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xxStarri (9:37:51 PM): DID YOU REMEMBER YOUR FORCES OF LIGHT AND DARKNESS TODAY?
xxStarri (9:37:53 PM): -random-
Hayuleh (9:38:03 PM): Y YUSS I DID
xxStarri (9:38:18 PM): ORLY?
Hayuleh (9:38:24 PM): YARLY
Hayuleh (9:38:32 PM): DID YOU REMEMBER URNICEBOAT?
xxStarri (9:38:55 PM): Y YUSS I DID, AND I REMEMBERED URLAWN
Hayuleh (9:39:08 PM): I REMEMBERED MY TWO COWS
xxStarri (9:39:20 PM): HOMG RLY
Hayuleh (9:39:31 PM): RLY FRSRS
Hayuleh (9:39:34 PM): OMG
Hayuleh (9:39:37 PM): THE EPIC
Hayuleh (9:39:41 PM): THAR BE TOO MUCH
Hayuleh (9:39:47 PM): GIT YR EPICGLARSES
xxStarri (9:40:50 PM): -GITS EPICGLASSES-
xxStarri (9:40:54 PM): U NEED TO GET URS TOO
Hayuleh (9:41:44 PM): INO
Hayuleh (9:41:48 PM): *GITS*
Hayuleh (9:41:53 PM): HOMG
Hayuleh (9:41:55 PM): MIEN BROAK
Hayuleh (9:42:06 PM): HOMG MORTL PAIRL
xxStarri (9:42:13 PM): I THOUGHT THAT SAID "MEAN BROOK"
xxStarri (9:42:18 PM): HERE!
xxStarri (9:42:26 PM): TAKE MINE! GO ON, SAVE YOURSELF!
xxStarri (9:42:32 PM): -sacrifices epic glasses-

Hayuleh (9:42:37 PM): NO!
Hayuleh (9:42:42 PM): WE NEED TO MAKE IT TOGETHER!
xxStarri (9:42:51 PM): BUT...
xxStarri (9:42:53 PM): BUT!
xxStarri (9:43:19 PM): NO, IF ONLY ONE OF US CAN LIVE, I WANT IT TO BE YOU!
Hayuleh (9:43:42 PM): *GRABS HANDS AND NO THIS IS NOT AWKWARD* YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE STRONGER ONE!
xxStarri (9:44:30 PM): BUT YOU'RE THE FORCE OF DARKNESS! THE WORLD NEEDS THE NIGHT, FOR ALL THE STARS!
xxStarri (9:44:36 PM): AND IN THIS WAY YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hayuleh (9:45:05 PM): NOOO! THE WORLD NEEDS THE LIGHT! IT'S HOW THE PLANTS GROW, HOW PEOPLE SEE! LIGHT IS THE LIFE OF THE WORLD!
Hayuleh (9:45:32 PM): IF I MUST GO, LET ME BE REMEMBERED ONLY AS A FAINT CAMEO... A SHADOW!
xxStarri (9:46:07 PM): NO! YOUR EPICNESS MUST BE REMEMBERED, BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT! FOR YOU WILL LIVE THROUGH THIS!
Hayuleh (9:47:22 PM): I-I CAN'T! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO... I CAN FEEL MYSELF SLIPPING AWAY AS WE SPEAK!
xxStarri (9:49:02 PM): NO! DON'T DO THIS TO ME... YOU NEED TO LIVE! -shoves epicglasses on 8-
Hayuleh (9:49:50 PM): NO! YOU NEED TO LIVE MORE THAN I DO! *SHOVES EPICGLASSES ON 7 IN CAPS OH WHUTNAO*
xxStarri (9:51:23 PM): I CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT YOU, 8! WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED TO LIVE, AND I'LL BE HERE IN SPIRIT WITH YOU! -SHOVES BACK ON EPIC GLASSES ON 8... IN CAPS WITH SRS EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!-
Hayuleh (9:53:25 PM): BUT-- I CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT YOU! WITH ITALICS! SO IT'S IMPORTANT! I NEED YOU TO LIVE, AND I'LL BE YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL! *SHOVES GLASSES BACK ON 7!!! AND CLINGS TO HER TOO!!*
xxStarri (9:56:09 PM): WAIT A MINUTE... THE EPIC IS GETTING TO BE TOO MUCH LIKE IT SHOULD'VE BEEN THIRTEEN MINUTES AGO IF THE WORLD WEREN'T RUNNING IN SLOW MOTION AROUND US (AND NO THAT IS NOT CLICHE)! I NEED YOU TO LIVE! WHAT WOULD MY LIFE, AND THE WORLD, BE LIKE WITHOUT AN 8!? -SHOVES EPIC GLASSES BACK ON 8 ONCE AGAIN WITH SRSITALICS!-
Hayuleh (9:57:29 PM): EVERYTHING IS IN SLOW MOTION! WE NEED MORE SAD MEANINGFUL DEATH CLICHES IN HERE! BECAUSE, I NEED TO DIE, AND YOU NEED TO LIVE! FOR THE BOTH OF US!
Hayuleh (9:57:43 PM): IF THE GLASSES BREAK... THEN I GUESS WE'RE BOTH SCREWED!
xxStarri (9:59:02 PM): NO!! MY 8, YOU CANNOT DIE!! THE WORLD NEEDS DARKNESS! IT NEEDS SLEEP! AND PEOPLE CAN WAKE IN THE EVENING, WHO NEEDS THE DAYLIGHT!? DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE NEAR YOU IN SPIRIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
xxStarri (9:59:55 PM): ...WAIT, NO, THE GLASSES WON'T BREAK! THEY'RE MANUFACTURED BY HAIL INC-----*GLASSES BREAK*
Hayuleh (10:00:10 PM): ......
Hayuleh (10:00:26 PM): OH, SH-- SHOES! I WAS GONNA SAY SHOES!
xxStarri (10:01:26 PM): SURE YOU WERE, MY 8! BUT WHO CARES, AT LEAST WE'LL DIE TOGETHER AND NO THAT IS NOT AWKWARD
Hayuleh (10:01:48 PM): NO IT ISN'T AND NO WE WON'T
Hayuleh (10:01:58 PM): CLINGS TO YOU ENFORCING THE NON AWKWARDNESS
xxStarri (10:03:24 PM): BUT HOW CAN WE GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE!? EVEN IF WE DIE, WE WON'T HAVE TO LIVE A LIFE WITHOUT EACH OTHER!
xxStarri (10:03:35 PM): CLINGS TO YOU MORE ENFORCING THE NON AWKWARDNESS EVEN MORE
Hayuleh (10:04:10 PM): IF I CLING ANYMORE IT WOULD BE SO UNAWKWARD THAT IT WOULD ALMOST BE AWKWARD SO I WON'T
Hayuleh (10:04:16 PM): AND I DON'T THINK WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE!
Hayuleh (10:04:36 PM): I'M DARKNESS, I CAN'T HELP BUT BE NEGATIVE! I'M ALWAYS ASSOCIATED WITH DEATH AND DESPAIR!
xxStarri (10:06:11 PM): NO, I'M THE ONE THAT'S BEEN SO NEGATIVE THIS WHOLE TIME, AND I'M LIGHT! I'M SO SORRY, MY 8!
Hayuleh (10:07:51 PM): IT'S OKAY! JUST PROMISE ME YOU'LL STAY WITH ME UNTIL I DIE, SO I'LL NEVER HAVE TO SPEND A MOMENT ALONE!
Hayuleh (10:07:56 PM): [/SAP!]
xxStarri (10:09:01 PM): I PROMISE, MY 8! JUST... PROMISE THAT I'LL NEVER BE ALONE EITHER!
Hayuleh (10:10:31 PM): YOU'LL NEVER BE ALONE!
Hayuleh (10:10:42 PM): I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE, EVEN WHEN YOU CAN'T FEEL ME BY YOUR SIDE!
xxStarri (10:12:46 PM): R-REALLY? I CAN PROMISE THAT I'LL DO THE SAME FOR YOU! BECAUSE... WE ARE ONE!

Hayuleh (10:13:09 PM): W-WE WERE ALWAYS ONE!
Hayuleh (10:13:34 PM): YOU'RE NOT A DIFFERENT PERSON... YOU'RE A PART OF ME! AND EVEN DEATH CANNOT SEPARATE US!
xxStarri (10:14:17 PM): O-OUR HEARTS BEAT IN UNISON, MY 8 AND THAT'S NOT SAPPY AT ALL! WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER, KNOWN FOREVER AS ONESHIPPING!
xxStarri (10:14:26 PM): AND FIFTEENSHIPPING
xxStarri (10:14:33 PM): AND ZOMBIE SHIPPING!
xxStarri (10:14:38 PM): AND MANYNAMESSHIPPING!
Hayuleh (10:14:39 PM): AND BALANCESHIPPING
xxStarri (10:14:45 PM): AND PERFECTIONSHIPPING!
Hayuleh (10:14:58 PM): AND... OH CRAP! I FORGET!
xxStarri (10:15:50 PM): SO DO I! BUT THAT'S OKAY! SHIPPING NAMES ARE INSIGNIFICANT COMPARED TO OUR ONENESS!
Hayuleh (10:16:05 PM): YES! THEY ARE!
Hayuleh (10:16:12 PM): AND GOSH THIS DEATH SCENE IS TAKING FOREVER!
xxStarri (10:16:39 PM): BUT THAT'S BECAUSE TIME SLOWS AROUND US! BUT OH NO, BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT IT'S SPEEDING UP AGAIN!
Hayuleh (10:17:32 PM): NO! NOT THE IRONIES! THIS MOMENT... THIS MOMENT NEEDS TO LAST! I-I CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF WHAT'S TO COME!
xxStarri (10:19:33 PM): THIS MOMENT WILL LAST FOREVER, BECAUSE WE'RE IN IT! BUT DON'T WORRY... WHATEVER IS GOING TO COME, WE'LL FACE IT TOGETHER!
Hayuleh (10:21:10 PM): AND EVEN IF ONE OF US HAS TO FACE IT ALONE...NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! WE'LL NEVER BE ALONE, BECAUSE A PART OF ONE WILL LIVE ON IN THE OTHER'S HEART! [/NONSAPPY!]
xxStarri (10:23:53 PM): THAT'S NOT TRUE! WE WILL LIVE ON FOREVER... EVEN IF ONE OF US IS FORGOTTEN IN HISTORY! WE WILL BE REMEMBERED IN EACH OTHER'S HEARTS!!
Hayuleh (10:24:45 PM): Y-YES! CAN...CAN I ASK YOU TO DO ME ONE FINAL FAVOR?
xxStarri (10:25:04 PM): WH-WHAT IS IT, MY 8? ANYTHING FOR YOU! THAT'S NOT AWKWARD EITHER YOU KNOW!
Hayuleh (10:25:44 PM): LOLOL OH NO! YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME LOLOL ON MY DEATHBED! BUT LOLOL ANYWAY!
Hayuleh (10:26:08 PM): PROMISE ME... PROMISE ME YOU'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REALM OF THE DARKNESS WHEN I'VE GONE!
xxStarri (10:26:40 PM): I WOULD, BUT YOU WON'T BE GONE! SO JUST... I WANT YOU TO PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REALM OF LIGHT WHEN I'M GONE!
Hayuleh (10:27:10 PM): I WOULD, WITH ALL MY HEART! BUT... IT'S NOT YOU THAT'S GOING TO DIE!
xxStarri (10:27:58 PM): THEN WHY DON'T WE CHOOSE THE EASIEST DECISION AND SACRIFICE BOTH OF OURSELVES FOR EACH OTHER?
Hayuleh (10:28:12 PM): ...YES!!
xxStarri (10:28:31 PM): IT'LL BE OKAY... AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER!
Hayuleh (10:28:51 PM): AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER! *HOLDS HAND IN A NON-AWKWARD WAY*
xxStarri (10:29:24 PM): YES, AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER! -CLASPS HANDS WITH 8 IN A COMPLETELY NON-AWKWARD WAY- WE'LL OKAY!
xxStarri (10:29:30 PM): **WE'LL BE OKAY I MEAN!
Hayuleh (10:29:42 PM): SEE, THE DEATH IS ALREADY CREEPING US ON US!
Hayuleh (10:29:56 PM): WE CAN NO LONGER FORM COHERENT SENTENCES!
xxStarri (10:30:10 PM): WAIT A MINUTE... YOU CAN!
Hayuleh (10:30:16 PM): ...WHAT THE HECK!
xxStarri (10:30:17 PM): TH-THAT MEANS THAT I'M GOING TO BE SACRIFICED!
Hayuleh (10:30:21 PM): NO!
Hayuleh (10:30:25 PM): NO, DON'T LEAVE ME!
Hayuleh (10:30:39 PM): *CLINGS TO IN THE MOST NON AWKWARD WAY POSSIBLE!*
xxStarri (10:30:43 PM): BUT MUST! IT CALLED OUT!
xxStarri (10:31:03 PM): IF YOU CLING MAYBE CAN COME WITH ME! BUT I DON'T WANT YOU LEAVE!!
Hayuleh (10:31:42 PM): NO LEAVE!!
xxStarri (10:31:52 PM): WE SOUND BABIES NOW!
Hayuleh (10:32:04 PM): ......................I'M GONNA BE SACRIED TOO!
xxStarri (10:32:38 PM): IT'LL OKAY! AS LONG WE'RE TOGETHER, AFTER ALL! JUST... DON'T LEAVE MY SIDE!
Hayuleh (10:32:54 PM): I WON'T, I WON'T! I PROMISE WITH ALL MY HEART!
xxStarri (10:34:13 PM): I PROMISE WITH ALL MY HEART TOO! SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT LIES!
Hayuleh (10:35:52 PM): I WON'T! AS LONG AS I DIE WITH YOU... I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH!
xxStarri (10:36:32 PM): WE'LL BOTH MAKE IT THROUGH...! DON'T WORRY! I'LL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!! MAN THIS DEATH SCENE IS STILL TAKING FOREVER!
Hayuleh (10:37:53 PM): I KNOW! I WANT TO POST IT IN THE OTHER CHAT ALREADY! BUT I WANT TO END IT DRAMATICALLY!
Hayuleh (10:37:57 PM): AND I DON'T KNOW HOW!
xxStarri (10:38:26 PM): IT COULD END SUDDENLY AND DRAMATICALLY!
Hayuleh (10:38:49 PM): KAY... JUST BEFORE WE DIE... I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY...
Hayuleh (10:39:54 PM): TO SAY...
xxStarri (10:40:15 PM): TO SAY WHAT, MY 8?
Hayuleh (10:40:27 PM): I... I *DIES DRAMATICALLY*
xxStarri (10:40:34 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
xxStarri (10:40:52 PM): I CAN'T LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
xxStarri (10:40:59 PM): -POUNDS ON GROUND- NO!
Hayuleh (10:42:02 PM): xxStarri (9:44:12 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!* [*translation into Chinese: do not want]
xxStarri (10:44:49 PM): THAT WOOOOOOOON!
xxStarri (10:44:55 PM): AND WITH THAT... I THINK I--
xxStarri (10:45:08 PM): -DIES DRAMATICALLY- NOW WE CAN BE TOGETHER AGAIN IN A TOTALLY NON-AWKWARD WAY!
Hayuleh (10:45:45 PM): YES! OH, 7, I'M SO GLAD THAT WE'RE TOGETHER AGAIN IN A TOTALLY NON-AWKWARD WAY!
xxStarri (10:46:20 PM): YES! AND NOW LOOK! WE CAN HAS WINGS TOO! THAT'S EPIC! ESPECIALLY SINCE WE'RE TOGETHER AGAIN AGAIN IN A NON-AWKWARD WAY!\
Hayuleh (11:02:54 PM): WOAH I FORGOT ABOUT THIS CHAT! HOW DID I DO THAT?
Hayuleh (11:03:04 PM): ...HAS... HAS DEATH... PERHAPS... CHANGED ME?
xxStarri (11:03:35 PM): YOU FINALLY GOT BACK TO ME! IT'S OKAY, I STILL LY. DEATH HAS NOT CHANGED YOU, SILLY! DEATH CAN NEVER CHANGE YOU! BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL MY 8, AND NOTHING WILL EVER CHANGE THIS!
Hayuleh (11:04:02 PM): YOU'RE RIGHT! OH, HOW COULD I EVER HAVE SUCH MISCONCEPTIONS!
xxStarri (11:04:43 PM): WELL, WE DO NEED TO GET USED TO BEING DEAD, AFTER ALL... WE REALLY NEED THIS TO BE IN THE OTHER CHAT, AND FOR THIS TO BE THE ENDING OF SRSPLOT IN SOME WAY! DEATH IS NOTHING TO FEAR, THOUGH, BECAUSE WE ARE TOGETHER!
Hayuleh (11:05:31 PM): TO GIVE THIS A TRULY GLORIOUS ENDING! LET US HOLD HANDS IN A NON AWKWARD WAY AND SKIP INTO THE SUNSET ALTHOUGH WE'RE DEAD!
xxStarri (11:06:13 PM): YES! WE NEED A GLORIOUS ENDING! LET US GO, MY 8, MY FRIEND, MY OTHER PERSON! -SKIPS OFF INTO THE SUNSET- LET'S GO!
Hayuleh (11:06:29 PM): LET'S, MY 7, MY OTHER HALF!
Hayuleh (11:06:41 PM): -the end which is ironically not in caps-
xxStarri (11:07:02 PM): that was total win.
Hayuleh (11:07:10 PM): heck yes.
Hayuleh (11:07:23 PM): we should totally post it in the other chat.
xxStarri (11:08:05 PM): yes. this needs to be in the other's eyes, for it is so epic.
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cheese_magi on March 19th, 2009 12:25 am (UTC)
homgcakes :o
That. Was. Epic. 15shipping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one00000shift/

ilycakes, you guys. For srs.

>_> *was sent by Sunneth the stalker*

(this was KK, btw)